Number 1 for Original Accounting, Auditing and Tax Humour!

the alternative accountant celebrates the funnier side of accountants, auditors and tax professionals.

Here you'll find not only a wealth of financially-themed jokes, quotes, puns and slogans but also an unrivalled range of topically humorous gift ideas and cards.     Enjoy!

2018 is
a Special Year!

Topical Humour

Accounting and Accountants

Auditing and Auditors

Tax and Tax Specialists

CFO and Boss

"I haven't laughed this much since the last Management Accounts review meeting"

Rex Einoff, Financial Controller

"Even funnier than IFRS 5 - Non Current Assets Held for Sale and Discontinued Operations"

Kermit Fraud, CFO

Occasions: Birthdays, Exams and Retirement

Birthday Sayings & Quotes

Retirement Swear Words

Retirement Quotes and Jokes

Milestone Birthday Gift Ideas

Retirement Gift Ideas

Exam Pass Gift Ideas

Accounts Payable

Accounts Payable Swear Words

Gift Ideas

Accounts Receivable

Accounts Receivable Swear Words

Gift Ideas


Insolvency Practitioner Jokes and Puns

Company Secretarial

Company Secretary Swear Words

tax jokeThe CFO prepares to meet investigators from the IRS.

The Office

Spreadsheet Jokes and Puns

Creative Accounting

1 Accountant Anthem

8 Accounting Song Videos

There's no accounting for the very special gifts you can buy at the alternative accountant....

Gift Ideas

Gifts for Accountants

 Gifts for Auditors

Tax Gifts

Milestone Birthday Gift Ideas

Retirement Gift Ideas

I-Love-o-Matic: Create Your Own  Gifts Full of Love

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