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"We are accountants, my friends -

And we'll keep accounting, 'til month end.

We are accountants, We are accountants!

No time for lunch breaks,

'Cos we are accountants -

                 ...Of the world." 

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What you say about us..

"I haven't laughed this much since the last Management Accounts review meeting"

Rex Einoff, Financial Controller

"Even funnier than IFRS 5 - Non Current Assets Held for Sale and Discontinued Operations"

Kermit Fraud, CFO


tax jokeThe CFO prepares to meet investigators from the IRS.

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