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....BREAKING HUMOUR.....TAX:..IRS announces new policy.....From 2019 Religions to be taxed through PAYE - Pray As You Earn ................AUDIT:.....Auditor picks up disease from Ticks ................ACCOUNTING:.....New IFRS 666: Accounting for Zombies - Zombies to be depreciated over Useful Economic Death..............

Liven up a speech with some original accountant jokes

funny accountants


ladies accountant t shirt

Accounting Love - plain and simple!

Make that retirement presentation one to be remembered - for the right reasons! Add some humour.

retirement quotes and jokes

Meeting with the Head of Accounts Payable?

Watch your language. You don't want to put your foot in it!

Can a Balance Sheet Make You Laugh?

You be the judge.

Accounting and Accountants

Auditing and Auditors

Tax and Tax Specialists

CFO and Boss

"I haven't laughed this much since the last Management Accounts review meeting"

Rex Einoff, Financial Controller

"Even funnier than IFRS 5 - Non Current Assets Held for Sale and Discontinued Operations"

Kermit Fraud, CFO

Occasions: Birthdays, Exams and Retirement

Birthday Sayings & Quotes

Retirement Swear Words

Retirement Quotes and Jokes

Milestone Birthday Gift Ideas

Retirement Gift Ideas

Exam Pass Gift Ideas

Accounts Payable

Accounts Payable Swear Words

Gift Ideas

Accounts Receivable

Accounts Receivable Swear Words

Gift Ideas


Insolvency Practitioner Jokes and Puns

Company Secretarial

Company Secretary Swear Words

tax jokeThe CFO prepares to meet investigators from the IRS.

The Office

Spreadsheet Jokes and Puns

Creative Accounting

1 Accountant Anthem

8 Accounting Song Videos

There's no accounting for the very special gifts you can buy at the alternative accountant....

Gift Ideas

Gifts for Accountants

 Gifts for Auditors

Tax Gifts

Milestone Birthday Gift Ideas

Retirement Gift Ideas

I-Love-o-Matic: Create Your Own  Gifts Full of Love

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