Welcome to the Home of Accounting Swear Words

SING the alternative accountant anthem:

"We are accountants, my friends -

And we'll keep accounting, 'til month end.

We are accountants, We are accountants!

No time for lunch breaks,

'Cos we are accountants -

                              Of the world."  © the aa.com 2017

What you say about us..

"I haven't laughed this much since the last Management Accounts review meeting"

Rex Einoff, Financial Controller

"Definitely funnier than IFRS 5 - Non Current Assets Held for Sale and Discontinued Operations"

Kermit Fraud, CFO

"Can I call you back? - it's tax season and I've got some tricky sums to do."

Max Deductions, Tax Accountant

International Funny Reporting Standards (IFRS)

IFRS 1: Old Accounting Jokes

IFRS 2: New Accounting Jokes

IFRS 3: Accounting Swear Words

IFRS 4: Accounting Quotes

IFRS 5: Accounting Innuendo

IFRS 6: Accountant Pick Up Lines

IFRS 7: Accountant Insults & Put Downs

IFRS 8:  Accountant Nicknames

IFRS 9:  Funny Slogans and Straplines

IFRS 10: Alternative CFO Job Description

Insane Standards on Auditing (ISA)

ISA 1: Auditing Jokes

ISA 2: Auditing Swear Words

ISA 3: Auditor Nicknames

ISA 4: Things Not To Say To The Auditors

ISA 5: Humorous Gifts for Auditors


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Tax Jokes

Gifts for Tax People

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Great Gifts for Accountants

Non-Compliant Gifts for Auditors

Taxing Tax Gifts

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Eye-Catching Greeting Cards

Memorable Gifts for Clients

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e-Book - the Big Book of Accounting Humour

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