Alternative Accountant Definition
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How would an accountant define an accountant? It's a question we put to an admittedly-small multitude of finance professionals from across the accounting world, and here's how they answered.
Alternative Definition of an Accountant An accountant is a person who :
- displays deviant behaviour when it comes to numbers
- can do tricky sums
- experiences an inner peace in the knowledge that debits should always equal credits
- knows the inner thrill of viewing a well structured Chart of Accounts
- gasps at the majestic splendour of a Trial Balance
- marvels at non-accounting colleagues who guiltlessly work from home or leave early on a Friday
- always seems to miss a trick when it comes to claiming expenses or receiving above-inflation pay rises
- has made a lifetime vow never to take a holiday at month end
- spends more evenings with the office cleaner than with their partner
- sorts out all the mess
- reports to anybody who may be interested on where it all went so horribly wrong
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