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Alternative Accountant Mission Statement

Alternative Mission Statement

Our mission is simple:

• ■ to become an accounting exemplar - a new operating model for the 21st century;

• ■ to re-define to a higher level the meaning of ‘paradigm’;

• ■ to seamlessly evolve into the very essence of managerial and custodial excellence thereby protecting the interests of all stakeholders for the next millennium;

• ■ to make the alternative accountant.com standard THE standard to which all organizations across the globe will aspire

• ■ to burn as the brightest of beancounting beacons - a guru of gross margins!....a luminator of ledgers!!....a guiding light to both accounting man and bookkeeping beast!!!!

Our mission will be accomplished by pursuing a strategy of:

• ■ crisis management! - lurching randomly from one predictable near-calamity to another;

• ■ upgrading! to bacon rolls in the Friday morning senior Finance team meeting;

• ■ wishing! we hadn’t undertaken that ruddy ‘Your Say’ finance staff initiative;

• ■ outsourcing! anything that moves to India;

• ■ recruiting! a 500-strong ‘lean six sigma’ team;