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accounting anarchists solutions

Your Problem...

"I'm concerned. One of my management accounts team has asked for some time off over month end to spend - she says - more time with her young family. This follows an episode of a part-qualified accountant claiming expenses for a training course. Could there be an accounting mutiny afoot?"

Rob D, Financial Controller

Our Suggested Solution....


AARS11: How To Out Accounting Anarchists


DANGER!

WARNING to Senior Accountants and Finance Managers:

- We work in a dangerous world. Accountants must be vigilant.

Ask yourself these questions:

  • Could accounting anarchists be breeding among your arch-levers?
  • Have insurgents infiltrated your invoices?
  • Has treachery terrorised your trial balance?
  • Will mutiny mangle your month end?


Symptoms

Be on the lookout for these tell-tale signs of accounting anarchy among your team:

  • the guiltless claiming of expenses
  • shameless acceptance of pay rises
  • nonchalantly leaving the office before 6pm
  • flippant participation in idle banter
  • reckless filing of journals without appropriate support documentation
  • blatant over use of the Sundries Account

    and, in severe cases,

  • frivolous requests for a day's holiday at month end


Known Causes of Accounting Anarchy

Less-than-extensive research by our anti-anarchy team has identified key reasons why some accounting staff turn to a life of ledger lawlessness (and in extreme cases become street accountants ):

  • cutting back on the Christmas bonus
  • having to work alongside accounting jumbos and trial-balance trolls
  • unreciprocated Secret Santa giving
  • being miscast in the office Christmas nativity play
  • unreliable office equipment


Accounting Anarchists: Video Evidence

Incriminating video footage of devious plotting and other dastardly doings has been obtained by the team here at the Alternative Accountant.

Study it. Take notes.

You may need them.

(note: some videos contain strong owl language)



Barney the Owl seeks revenge for his Christmas bonus.
Could you unknowingly be sheltering a rebellious raptor in your team?

(for best playback please use bottom left play button)



Barney the Owl plots against the Nativity Play.
Are you certain you haven't sown the seeds of trouble that will turn a feathery friend into a feathery fiend?!?

(for best playback please use bottom left play button)



Barney the Owl revolts against Secret Santa.
Is it worth employing present police before any giving gets out of hand?

(for best playback please use bottom left play button)



Barney the Owl mutinies as his new secretary becomes more than he bargained for.
Could it be time to revise your
recruitment decision criteria before a bad bird detonates your desk?

(for best playback please use bottom left play button)



Unreliable toner cartridge leads Management Accountant to take direct action.
Maybe it's worth just one more call to the IT Help Desk before the finance team throw themselves and the photocopier from the third floor?

(for best playback please use bottom left button)




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