Yes, the founding fathers and mothers of debits and credits certainly knew a thing or two about the naked naughtiness of numbers and the suggestive sauce in sums.
Understanding this lurid lingo is essential for any success-seeking professional looking to avoid compromising counting situations - such as giving an unintentional 'come on' to the Group Financial Controller!
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| Innuendo 1: "Let me test your internal controls" |
| Innuendo 2: "I'm afraid your assets are impaired" |
| Innuendo 3: "Would you like me to realise your holding gain?" |
| Innuendo 4: "My journals are unsupported" |
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| Innuendo 5: "Your projection is too large for my inbox." |
| Innuendo 6: "Have you tried a reversing entry?" |
| Innuendo 7: "You might have to do it manually" |
| Innuendo 8: "It's time I demonstrated double entry" |
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| Innuendo 9: "That projection needs more inflation" |
| Innuendo 10: "The inflation assumptions for your projection are unrealistic" |
| Innuendo 11: "Relax - I'm an internal auditor" |
| Innuendo 12: "Is this an asset or a liability?" |
| Innuendo 13: "Show me your operating segments" |
| Innuendo 14: "Nice journals!" |
| Innuendo 15: "Your ledgers are second to none" |
| Innuendo 16: "I cannot see your projection in my inbox" |
| Innuendo 17: "Please treat this as a prepayment" |
| Innuendo 18: "That was an unauthorised entry!" |
| Innuendo 19: "My inbox cannot take any more!" |
| Innuendo 20: "Your assets need revaluing" |
| Innuendo 21: "Your penetration rates are unrealistic" |
| Innuendo 22: "Oops. I'm afraid I've inadvertently liquidated your assets" |
| Innuendo 23: "Leave my inbox alone!" |
| Innuendo 24: "For this to work you'll need to up your internal rate of return" |
| Innuendo 25: "That is a very ambitious stretch target" |
| Innuendo 26: "This afternoon I will be demonstrating an end-to-end process" |
| Innuendo 27: "That entry is not allowed with related parties!" |
| Innuendo 28: "Your assets are dilapidated". |
| Innuendo 29: "Sorry madam. I very nearly mis-posted that entry". |
| Innuendo 30: "My stimulus package is front-end loaded". |
| Innuendo 31: "I love being compliant!" |
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| Innuendo 32: "Audit Me - Audit me Now!" |
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