International Funny Reporting Standards

IFRS 5: Accounting Innuendo and Double Entendre

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Ooo missus! Look at these two terms: double entendre; double entry. The similarity is too much for pure coincidence!

The truth is the founding fathers and mothers of accounting certainly knew a thing or two about the sheer suggestive sauciness in numbers.

If you want to give a 'come on' to the Group Financial Controller or flirt with the CFO then take a pick from the smut below.

accounting innuendo

Innuendo: "My stimulus package is front-end loaded".

Innuendo: "I love being compliant!"

Innuendo: "Audit Me - Audit me Now!"

Innuendo: "That was an unauthorised entry!"

Innuendo: "My inbox cannot take any more!"

Innuendo: "Your assets need revaluing"

Innuendo: "Your penetration rates are unrealistic"

Innuendo: "Oops. I'm afraid I've inadvertently liquidated your assets"

Innuendo: "Leave my inbox alone!"

Innuendo: "For this to work you'll need to up your internal rate of return"

Innuendo: "That is a very ambitious stretch target"

Innuendo: "This afternoon I will be demonstrating an end-to-end process"

Innuendo: "That entry is not allowed with related parties!"

Innuendo: "Your assets are dilapidated".

Innuendo: "Sorry. I very nearly mis-posted that entry".

More Smutty Accounting Innuendo and Double Entendre

Innuendo: "I Love Double Entry!"

Innuendo: "Would you like me to realise your holding gain?"

Innuendo: "May I test your internal controls?"

Innuendo: "I'm afraid your assets are impaired"

Innuendo: "My journals are unsupported"

Innuendo: "Your projection is too large for my inbox."

Innuendo: "Have you tried a reversing entry?"

Innuendo: "You might have to do it manually"

Innuendo: "It's time I demonstrated double entry"

Innuendo: "That projection needs more inflation"

Innuendo: "The inflation assumptions for your projection are unrealistic"

Innuendo: "Relax - I'm an internal auditor"

Innuendo: "Is this an asset or a liability?"

Innuendo: "Show me your operating segments"

Innuendo: "Nice journals!"

Innuendo: "Your ledgers are well balanced."

Innuendo: "I cannot see your projection in my inbox"

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