The truth is the founding fathers and mothers of accounting certainly knew a thing or two about the sheer suggestive sauciness in numbers.
If you want to give a 'come on' to the Group Financial Controller or flirt with the CFO then take a pick from the smut below.
Accounting Innuendo and Double Entendre |
| Innuendo: "I Love Double Entry!" |
| Innuendo: "Would you like me to realise your holding gain?" |
| Innuendo: "May I test your internal controls?" |
| Innuendo: "I'm afraid your assets are impaired" |
| Innuendo: "My journals are unsupported" |
| Innuendo: "Your projection is too large for my inbox." |
| Innuendo: "Have you tried a reversing entry?" |
| Innuendo: "You might have to do it manually" |
| Innuendo: "It's time I demonstrated double entry" |
| Innuendo: "That projection needs more inflation" |
| Innuendo: "The inflation assumptions for your projection are unrealistic" |
| Innuendo: "Relax - I'm an internal auditor" |
| Innuendo: "Is this an asset or a liability?" |
| Innuendo: "Show me your operating segments" |
| Innuendo: "Nice journals!" |
| Innuendo: "Your ledgers are well balanced." |
| Innuendo: "I cannot see your projection in my inbox" |
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| Innuendo: "Please treat this as a prepayment" |
| Innuendo: "That was an unauthorised entry!" |
| Innuendo: "My inbox cannot take any more!" |
| Innuendo: "Your assets need revaluing" |
| Innuendo: "Your penetration rates are unrealistic" |
| Innuendo: "Oops. I'm afraid I've inadvertently liquidated your assets" |
| Innuendo: "Leave my inbox alone!" |
| Innuendo: "For this to work you'll need to up your internal rate of return" |
| Innuendo: "That is a very ambitious stretch target" |
| Innuendo: "This afternoon I will be demonstrating an end-to-end process" |
| Innuendo: "That entry is not allowed with related parties!" |
| Innuendo: "Your assets are dilapidated". |
| Innuendo: "Sorry. I very nearly mis-posted that entry". |
| Innuendo: "My stimulus package is front-end loaded". |
| Innuendo: "I love being compliant!" |
| Innuendo: "Audit Me - Audit me Now!" |
