ALL ACCOUNTING AND AUDIT PROFESSIONALS know that behind the official accountant jobs market there lies a 'hidden' world where it's not WHO you know it's WHAT you know!!
In true alternative accountant style, we've partnered with a top fly-by-night recruitment agency and dedicated these pages to this unofficial jobs market. Please feel free to place your own ad!(coming soon)
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Obese Six Sigma Specialist - Finance Transformation
Department: Group Finance Location: Birmingham, UK Pay & Benefits: £ adequate + pleasant views of the IT department Start: as soon as you hit the ground Qualifications: must be qualified
This global-brand client has an immediate requirement for an Obese Six Sigma Consultant with a broad background in Finance Transformation to join its 700-strong Six-Sigma team. The role is to try and find out what the hell everybody has been doing for the last 12 months on doomed initiative Project Titsup. Please e-mail or Contact Lisa asap.
Department: PMO Location: Dallas, USA Pay & Benefits: $$$$MEGA Start: asap Qualifications: Prince II and Princess Leila
A consultant with extensive experience of implementing the top-of-the-range, all-singing all-dancing, full bells and whistles Awesome Paradigm Unrivalled Magnificence Does-Everything-You-Ask-Of-It-And-More vers.III.i.ii.b ERP system (no, we've never heard of it either) is required by our household-name Financial Services client who really should know better.
No Fuss Plodder
Department: Management Accounting Location: Bristol, UK Pay & Benefits: £ pitiful Start: yesterday Qualifications: Part-qual, qual or equivalent
Our potentially blue-chip client urgently seeks a plodder for a (very) back office role in their Management Accounting department. Responsibilities include: data entry onto the (it-has-to-be-said woeful) finance system; reconciliation; trying to get sense out of those cloth heads in Purchasing; more data entry; more reconciliation etc. Must haves: no desire whatsoever to be a team player. Ability to speak preferred but not essential. One or two attractive co-workers, unattractive benefits. Easy access to snacks vending machine. So what are you waiting for? Yes YOU!
ALL ACCOUNTING AND AUDIT PROFESSIONALS know that behind the official accountant jobs market there lies a 'hidden' world where it's not WHO you know it's WHAT you know!!