MANY ACCOUNTING AND AUDIT PROFESSIONALS know that behind the official accountant jobs market there lies a 'hidden' world where it's not WHO you know it's WHAT you know!!
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Obese Six Sigma Specialist - Finance Transformation
Department: Group Finance Location: Birmingham, UK Pay & Benefits: £ adequate + pleasant views of the IT department Start: as soon as you hit the ground Qualifications: must be qualified
This global-brand client has an immediate requirement for an Obese Six Sigma Consultant with a broad background in Finance Transformation to join its 700-strong Six-Sigma team. The role is to try and find out what the hell everybody has been doing for the last 12 months on doomed initiative Project Titsup. Please e-mail or Contact Lisa asap.
Department: PMO Location: Dallas, USA Pay & Benefits: $$$$MEGA Start: asap Qualifications: Prince II and Princess Leila
A consultant with extensive experience of implementing the top-of-the-range, all-singing all-dancing, full bells and whistles Awesome Paradigm Unrivalled Magnificence Does-Everything-You-Ask-Of-It-And-More vers.III.i.ii.b ERP system (no, we've never heard of it either) is required by our household-name Financial Services client who really should know better.
No Fuss Plodder
Department: Management Accounting Location: Bristol, UK Pay & Benefits: £ pitiful Start: yesterday Qualifications: Part-qual, qual or equivalent
Our potentially blue-chip client urgently seeks a plodder for a (very) back office role in their Management Accounting department. Responsibilities include: data entry onto the (it-has-to-be-said woeful) finance system; reconciliation; trying to get sense out of those cloth heads in Purchasing; more data entry; more reconciliation etc. Must haves: no desire whatsoever to be a team player. Ability to speak preferred but not essential. One or two attractive co-workers, unattractive benefits. Easy access to snacks vending machine. So what are you waiting for? Yes YOU!