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Don't Become an Accounting Jumbo!

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"I've noticed that my finance team seems to be expanding - not in numbers but in scale. Will the same inflationary fate happen to me?!"

Wendy Pies-Cumming, Senior Management Accountant

Don't Become An Accounting Jumbo!

WARNING to all accountants and finance managers who hope to be around to claim their pensions!:

There can be no grounds for complacency! Everyone is at risk, from accounting minion to accountant master.

You could be next! Don't let it happen.

Take heed of the alternative accountant.com 4 point plan:

1. stuff that colossal cream cake back in your drawer
2. read about the dangers inherent in inflating into an accounting whopper
3. take the following Test on the warning signs and assess your current 'jumbo' status
4. take appropriate action and avoid the ultimate humiliation of becoming wedged in the fire exit.

Are You Becoming an Accounting Jumbo? - Warning Signs Note: the more of these signs you answer incorrectly the higher the odds that you have reached 'jumbo' status already.

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Action to Avoid Accounting Whopper Status

Come on, it's not rocket science!:

• ■ stop eating so much!
• ■ get some exercise!

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