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alternative accounting makeover solutions
Your Problem...
"The finance department recently came bottom in this year's ruddy 'Your Say' staff survey. I need to try and turn things around quickly without spending any money. Any ideas?"
Are you suffering from embarrassing accounting problems?
are those double-entry dodgers and shirkers in your team starting to let you down?
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is the shredder overflowing with your world class finance reports?
have irritating errors crucified your credibility?
Are you about to embark on an expensive Finance Transformation Programme to try and turn it around?
and think! You could be wasting your time - and money! All you probably need is an alternative accountant Accounting Makeover!
We've teamed up with a notorious marketing consultancy and developed a unique Makeover Programme that is not only FREE but avoids those galling 'finance spending money?' jibes from colleagues!!
And it's so easy to put in place. Just follow the programme below and in no time you'll be GASPING and GAWPING at the transformation!
FREE! Accounting Makeover Programme
Re-brand your team. Out go the oh-so-yesterday "Accounts" and "Finance". In comes the oh-so-now:
"Numbers 24 7"
"Ledgerland"
"Sums 'R' Us"
Strapline your brand. Try these:
"The Home Of Double Entry"
"No Strangers To Ledgers"
"Where All The Mess Is Sorted Out"
"You Take The Credit, We Process The Debit"
Re-Launch your team. Replace the oh-so-frumpy "Accountant", "Accounts Assistant" and "Assistant Accountant" with the chic, because-you're-worth-it style:
"Numbers Executive"
"Calculator Operative"
"Debits and Credits Consultant"
Add Value by improving perceptions of quality. Clearly label all your team's reports:
"Hand-crafted in Finance"
"Produced Using Only The Finest, Free-Range Accountants"
"Figures Calculated From A Traditional, Secret Recipe"
Avoid those 'unwanted surprises' with appropriate caveats on anything produced by the team:
"Warning: may contain round-sum adjustments"
"Warning: choking hazard - may contain material errors"
"Produced in a room containing nutters"
Improve your products' customer appeal by adding spice and intrigue:
Try a "Spot the Error" competition when sending out reports. Ask recipients to put a cross where they think the error is. The closest wins an enviable prize, such as a year's celebrity appearance in the Month End Accounts Preparation Checklist
Randomly change the signage in those troublesome department P&Ls!
Leave the names blank on that expense claim league table and see who can guess the owners! Winner receives a week for two in Credit Control.
