17 Funny Accounting Puns
"Romeo! Romeo! Pray, come to the balcony for I hath your book of ye most merrie Accounting Puns!"
Juliet, Romeo and Juliet (1595)
We write our own original accounting puns and jokes! Help yourself to the list of new and old puns below (with appropriate acknowledgement, please) and lighten up a speech or presentation or just to have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker.
Pun 15: Why was the cheeky financial accountant disciplined?
For performing Double-Entendre bookkeeping. (the aa)
Pun 14: How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value. (the aa)
Pun 13: What's the biggest overhead in Santa's accounts?
Private Elf Insurance. (the aa)
Pun 12: Why was the accountant in rehab?
Solvency abuse. (the aa)
Pun 11: What song do they play at a Financial Accountant's funeral??
The Last Post. (the aa)
Pun 10: Did you hear about the deviant tax accountant?
She got her client's charge reduced from gross indecency to net indecency. (the aa)
Pun 9: Why was the Cost Accountant sacked from the clothing manufacturer?
He made a material error. (the aa)
Pun 8: Did you hear about the trainee accountant who had to be rescued after getting lost on the audit trail? (the aa)
Pun 7: Did you hear about the cannibal Accountant who employed a tax specialist and ate bookkeepers? (the aa)
Pun 6: Only accountants can save the world!
Through peace, goodwill and reconciliations. (the aa) © the-alternative-accountant.com
Pun 5: Why do accountants always come across as so calm and assured?
They have strong Internal Controls. (the aa)
Pun 4: What's an accountant's least favourite gaming console?
SARbox 360. (the aa)
Pun 3: Which clients do short accountants like best?
Small businesses. (the aa)
Pun 2: What disease kills more accountants than any other?
TB. (the aa)
Pun 1: What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
Mind the GAAP. (the aa)