17 Funny Accounting Puns
We write our own original accounting puns and jokes! Help yourself to the list of new and old puns below (with appropriate acknowledgement, please) and lighten up a speech or presentation or just to have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker.
"Romeo! Romeo! Pray, come to ye balcony for I hath thou book of ye most merrie Accounting Puns!"
Juliet, Romeo and Juliet (1595)
Pun 15: Why was the non-PC accountant disciplined?
For performing Double-Entendre bookkeeping.
Pun 14: How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value. (the aa)
Pun 13: What's the biggest overhead in Santa's accounts?
Private Elf Insurance. (the aa)
Pun 12: Why was the Financial Controller in rehab?
Solvency abuse. (the aa)
Pun 11: What music do they play at an Accountant's funeral??
The Last Post. (the aa)
Pun 10: Did you hear about the deviant tax accountant?
She got her client's charge reduced from gross indecency to net indecency. (the aa)
Pun 9: Why was the Cost Accountant sacked from the clothing manufacturer?
He made a material error. (the aa)
Pun 8: Did you hear about the trainee accountant who had to be rescued after getting lost on the audit trail? (the aa)
Pun 7: Did you hear about the cannibal Accountant who employed a tax specialist and ate bookkeepers? (the aa)
Pun 6: Only accountants can save the world!
Through peace, goodwill and reconciliations. (the aa) © the-alternative-accountant.com
Pun 5: Why do accountants always come across as so calm and assured?
They have strong Internal Controls. (the aa)
Pun 4: What's an accountant's least favourite gaming console?
SARbox 360. (the aa)
Pun 3: Which clients do short accountants like best?
Small businesses. (the aa)
Pun 2: What disease kills more accountants than any other?
TB. (the aa)
Pun 1: What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
Mind the GAAP. (the aa)