17 Funny Accounting Puns

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We write our own original accounting puns and jokes! Help yourself to the list of new and old puns below (with appropriate acknowledgement, please) and lighten up a speech or presentation or just to have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker.

"Romeo! Romeo!  Pray, come to ye balcony for I hath thou book of ye most merrie Accounting Puns!"

Juliet, Romeo and Juliet (1595)

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Pun 15:  Why was the politically incorrect accountant disciplined?
For performing Double-Entendre bookkeeping.  

Pun 14:  How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.  (the aa)

Pun 13:  What's the biggest overhead in Santa's accounts?
Private Elf Insurance.  (the aa)

Pun 12:  Why was the Financial Controller in rehab?
Solvency abuse.  (the aa)

Pun 11:  What music do they play at an Accountant's funeral??
The Last Post.  (the aa)

Pun 10:  Did you hear about the deviant tax accountant?
She got her client's charge reduced from gross indecency to net indecency.  (the aa)

Pun 9:  Why was the Cost Accountant sacked from the clothing manufacturer?
He made a material error.  (the aa)

Pun 8:  Did you hear about the trainee accountant who had to be rescued after getting lost on the audit trail?  (the aa)

Pun 7: Did you hear about the cannibal Accountant who employed a tax specialist and ate bookkeepers?   (the aa)

Pun 6: Only accountants can save the world!
Through peace, goodwill and reconciliations.    (the aa)     © the-alternative-accountant.com

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Pun 5:  Why do accountants always come across as so calm and assured?
They have strong Internal Controls.  (the aa)

Pun 4:  What's an accountant's least favourite gaming console?
SARbox 360.  (the aa)

Pun 3:  Which clients do short accountants like best?
Small businesses.  (the aa)

Pun 2: What disease kills more accountants than any other?
TB.  (the aa)

Pun 1: What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
Mind the GAAP.    (the aa)

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