Nearly Famous and Profound Accounting Quotes
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Quote: "Accounting is my life. Stop by and I'll tell you why." - Dave, Accounting Department, 3rd Floor. |
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Quote: "Only accountants can save the world! - through peace, goodwill and reconciliations." - the alternative accountant |
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Quote: "I'm An Accounting Celebrity!...Leave Me In Here...It's Month End!." - an Accounting Celebrity |
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Quote: "Month end is approaching - Keep calm and carry on accounting" Traditional. |
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Quote: "A good accountant never makes mistrakes." |
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Quote: "And who said accountants don't have a sense of humor?! - late nights, weekend working, endless reconciliations, no lunch break, month end, year end, dealing with auditors, taking the blame, exams, CPD......" - name and address supplied |
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Quote: "Year end is approaching - Keep calm and carry on accounting." Traditional. |
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Quote: "The great thing about working in the Accounting Department is that everybody counts." |
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Quote: "Year end is approaching - Keep calm and carry on reconciling." Traditional. |
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Quote: "I am pleased to say that our results are very much in line with plan. All we have to do now is find out what the plan was." CFO - name and address supplied
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Quote: "There are 3 types of accountant - those that can count and those that can't." Ex-employee - The alternative accountant
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Quote: "In our opinion there are just 3 types of auditor - those whose opinion you can rely on, and those whose opinion you can't." Ex-auditors.
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Quote: "10 out of 9 accountants can't count!" The same ex-employee.
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Quote: ""The budget is running out - Keep calm and carry on auditing" - Our auditors
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Quote: "There are 2 rules for being a successful accountant.
1. Don't tell them everything you know."
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Quote: "There is only one rule for passing accounting exams.
Don't make any silly mistrakes!" Ex-student.
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Quote: "I'm Cooking the Books!" - name and address supplied
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Quote: "I've Been Cooking the Books!" - Ex-client - name and address supplied
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