So here at the alternative accountant we thought we'd try and capture some of these would-be pearls of wit and wisdom for accounting posterity!
Famous and Profound Auditing & Accounting Quotes!
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Quote 1: "Only accountants can save the world! - through peace, goodwill and reconciliations." - the alternative accountant |
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Quote 2: "A good accountant never makes mistrakes." - the alternative accountant |
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Quote 3: "And who said accountants don't have a sense of humor?! - late nights, weekend working, endless reconciliations, no lunch break, month end, year end, dealing with auditors, taking the blame, exams, CPD......" - the alternative accountant |
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Quote 4: "Month end is approaching - Keep calm and carry on accounting" - the alternative accountant |
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Quote 5: ""The great thing about working in the accounting department is that everybody counts." " |
Quote 6: "Year end is approaching - Keep calm and carry on accounting" |
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Quote 7: "Year end is approaching - Keep calm and carry on reconciling" |
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Quote 8: "I am pleased to say that our results are very much in line with plan. All we have to do now is find out what the plan was." CFO - name and address supplied Quote 9: "There are 3 types of accountant - those that can count and those that can't." |
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Quote 10: "In our opinion there are just 3 types of auditor - those whose opinion you can rely on, and those whose opinion you can't." |
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Quote 11: "10 out of 9 accountants can't count!" |
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Quote 12: ""The budget is running out - Keep calm and carry on auditing" - the alternative accountant's auditors |
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Quote 13: "There are 2 rules for being a successful accountant.
1. Don't tell them everything you know." |
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Quote 14: "There is only one way to pass CPA / accountancy exams.
Don't make any mistrakes!" |
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Quote 15: "I'm Cooking the Books!" - name and address supplied |
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Quote 16: "I've Been Cooking the Books!" - Ex-client - name and address supplied |
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ACCOUNTANTS DON'T TEND TO SPEAK much at the best of times, but when we do our utterances can be potentially profound, almost memorable and at-best marginally motivational! 
