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The Alternative Accounting Resume Thesaurus

->Accountant Humor ->Accounting Resume Thesaurus

"Goodbye. My knowledge English tends to, on my resume, down me let. Is their a ways easy that I use betterer words and stand out really?"

Egor X, Group Financial Controller


The Alternative Accountant Resume ThesaurusTM


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Use it to translate those over-used, tired accountant attributes (the left column in the table below) on your resume or cv into sum-stopping, journal-jolting, win-win wording (the right column)!!




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Accounting Resume and CV ThesaurusTM

TRADITIONAL TERMTHE 'GETS YOU NOTICED' ALTERNATIVES
Your Qualities
PROACTIVE
fanatical, intense, fired-up, gung-ho
TEAM PLAYER
combatant, adversary, meathead, warrior
QUALIFIED
fit, wicked, knows-his-onions, got the stuff
FLEXIBLE
elastic, yielding, adjustable, spongy, pliable
CONFIDENT
uppity, puffed-up, pushy, cock-sure, know-it-all, show-off
AMBITIOUS
pushy, pretentious, ballsy fireball
INNOVATIVE
newfangled, just-out
SUCCESSFUL
blooming, undefeated, noteworthy, the bee’s knees, the nun’s knickers, smashing
PROFESSIONAL (N)
artiste, hot-shot, powerhouse, whiz, topper, egghead
VERSATILE
all-purpose, handy
COMPETENT
wicked, pistol-pickin’ papa / mama, dynamite, no slouch, fireball, the dog’s bollocks
FOCUSSED
pre-occupied
EXPERIENCED
been–around, broken-in, old-hand
Your Achievements
Accounting Resume Thesaurus
DEVELOPED
ripened, matured, actualised
RECONCILED
kissed and made up
TRAINED
brainwashed, tamed, wised-up, broke-in
PARTICIPATED
chipped in
IMPROVED
perked up, convalesced, touched up
EXPANDED
blew-up, fattened, bloated, inflated
MANAGED
dominated, bossed, manipulated, commanded
Relationships & Roles
Accounting Resume Thesaurus
LINE MANAGER / DIRECTOR
gaffer, chief, big chief, boss-man, head honcho, top dog, sire, graybeard, man / woman upstairs
DIRECT REPORTS
underlings, flunkys, lackeys, deputies, girl/man Friday, gopher, poor relations, attendants
CONTRACTOR
hired hand
ACCOUNTANT
bean counter, bean keeper, number cruncher, dabbler in double-entry, no-noise numerate
TEAM
swarm, herd, bunch, gang, line-up, outfit, faction, posse, hands, lot, crowd, ants, termites
CUSTOMERS / SUPPLIERS
suckers / chumps
Other Terms
Accountancy Resume Thesaurus
CASH / MONEY / FINANCE
dosh, spondooleys, loot, dough, wad

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