Here's a typical e-mail we receive at the alternative accountant...
..."Please help! My counting wife and I find accounting standards - especially the international variety - awfully attractive. Unfortunately this has provoked some mute accountant abuse from my more conservative colleagues. Have you come across this attraction before?"
name and address supplied, Group Financial Accountant
Our solution....
IAAS11: The Allure of Accounting Standards
Do you find International Accounting Standards awfully arousing?....we do.
Are you thinking it's time to get a lot more familiar with those 'flirty 'n' filthy' FRS's? ....we are.
Have you got a foxy financial favourite you'd like to share with other naughty number crunchers?......we have.
But we're not ashamed.
The thought of being ruled by reporting requirements...of being bossed around by best practice....dominated by disclosures...of surrendering to strict enforcement!!
It's just too much. We cannot resist.
Hard-line bean-keepers may call us double-entry deviants and payments-processing perverts, but we're alternative accountants and we're proud!!
So, if you're like-minded, and there's nobody around, why not shut the door and come and share your favourite uncut, hard-journal, full-financial accounting titles?
WARNING:these pages include some of latest raunchy international material, so be prepared to get more than a little hot under your calculator!
Discretion assured.
CONTENT WITHDRAWN TO PREVENT OFFENCE TO UNQUALIFIED ACCOUNTANTS
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