The interview preparation process has 4 important parts: 1. Prepare the Candidate’s CV / Resume: Quickly scan through the pages. If anything doesn't quite ring true, use our unique
Accounting Resume TranslatorTM
to try and tease out the terrible truth!! Next, get a fluorescent marker pen and a red biro. - highlight suspicious words and phrases
- embellish with arrows, underlines and exclamation marks
- scribble comments in CAPITAL letters such as:
“OH, YEAH??!!” “No! No! NO!!!!” “IS SHE HAVING US ON?” “GET OUT OF HERE!!” “COME OFF IT!!” “NEED 20 EXAMPLES ELSE IT’S CURTAINS!” You will need this later.
2. Prepare the Receptionist:How accounting candidates behave in Reception can be a deciding factor in your recruitment decision. Get the receptionist to complete a quick candidate questionnaire covering: - punctuality
- politeness
- dress sense
- attractiveness
- accent
- afflictions
- any early signs of
accounting anarchy
This will also be needed later.
3. Prepare your Team:Cultural fit is key to any recruitment decision. Plan a rambling route from reception to the interview room that will take in as many of the unsuspecting candidate’s clowning co-workers as possible. Send them an e-mail with a simple 'Yes/No' voting option. Again, this will be needed later.
4. Prepare the Candidate:To get the best results from the interview, you need to make sure the candidate is in the right frame of mind. - meet him/her in reception. Get the 'Thumbs Up' or 'Thumbs Down' from the receptionist.
- give the candidate a big contestant-style first-name badge
- lead the contestant though the office shouting 'VOTE NOW!' as you pass.
- sit the confused contender at the interview table.
- place his/her fluorescent CV / resume discreetly in front of you.
- open your e-mails for the voting results
You're now fully prepared and ready to start the interview.
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