all about the alternative accountant

We combine original humour with quality, customisable products to create perfect gifts for those who count for a career - these are gifts designed by accountants for accountants.

Our Credentials

The alternative accountant team has well over 20 years' accountancy experience dabbling in double-entry across a range of steamy sectors and indecent industries.

Debit and credit delights have included:

• ■ meddling with mysterious management accounting
• ■ frolicking with filthy financial management
• ■ being tempted by tarty tax
• ■ fumbling around with foxy financial accounting
• ■ being awfully aroused by auditing.
• ■ indecent involvement with interim management

But it has not been easy:

• ■ ledgers have lusted after us
• ■ trial balances teased us!
• ■ earnings per share exposed to us!!
• ■ fixed assets flirted at fair value!!
• ■ sales forecasts have solicited with their overly-amorous assumptions!!!

...and it has taken it's toll!!

Our New Pleasure

Mentally impaired from our exploits, we now pleasure ourselves by drawing on these invaluable and explicit experiences to help other, in need finance professionals.

This we do through the medium of our website and in the provision of funny and therapeutic gifts and presents for purchase: gifts and presents that are more than liberally-laced with accounting humor!

Other Top Professionals

Not only that, to help us provide a world class service - and stay within an it-has-to-be-said pitiful budget - we've teamed up with some of the planet's top second-rate work professionals, including:

• ■ infamous management consultants
• ■ notorious recruitment solutions specialists
• ■ dubious market research agencies
• ■ shady careers consultancies

And finally....

Finally, we say 'Welcome to our site!'.
We hope it helps keep you too on the right side of bookkeeping bedlam!

best wishes
Graham
and the alternative accountant team

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