25 Auditing, Auditor and Audit Jokes
We write our own original audit jokes! Help yourself to the list of new and old jokes below and lighten up a speech or presentation or just to have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker.
"Father! Father! Do tell us one of Mr Scrooge's funny audit jokes to make us merrie this cold, dark winter's night. O Father, Please do!"
Tiny Tim, A Christmas Carol (1843)
Joke 25: Why do auditors always come across as so calm and assured?
Joke 24: What's an auditor's favourite gaming console?
Joke 23: Did you hear the joke about the interesting internal auditor?
Joke 22: What's an Internal Auditor's favourite film?
Joke 21: What does an auditor say when boarding a train?
Joke 20: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many did it take last year?
Joke 19: How many internal auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
Joke 18: Why did the auditors cross the road?
Joke 17: What's the worst thing a gang of young auditors can do?
Joke 16: Did you hear about the work shy internal auditor who ran out of sick days so he called in dead???
Joke 15: Which clients do short auditors like best?
Small businesses. (the aa)
Joke: 14 What did the auditor say at the vampire stocktake??
Count Dracula. (the aa )
Joke 13: Definition of an Auditor:
An accountant with an opinion. (the aa)
Joke 12: Definition of an Auditor:
A person who only has opinion when you pay them. (the aa)
Joke 11: What do you call an auditor who can't audit?
An or. (the aa)
Joke 10: Did you hear about the cannibal Audit practice?
They charge an arm and a leg. (the aa)
Joke 9: What do cannibal auditors do after their Office Christmas Dinner ?
Toast their clients.
Joke 8: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
For buttering up her clients.
Joke 7: What did the internal auditor do to liven up the office party?
He didn't show up.
Joke 6: "Doctor, Doctor. Every time I go on an audit I get covered in rashes. What could it be?"
"Mmmm. Let me take a look. Aaah. As I suspected. Ticks." (the aa)
Joke 5: Did you hear about the Irish auditor?
He turned up at the client's offices on a horse 3 weeks' late after getting lost on the Audit Trail.(the aa)
Joke 4: What do you get if you cross a wild, ferocious, man-eating tiger with an internal auditor?
A very dull tiger. ( the aa)
Joke 3: What does an auditor's wife ask her husband when she can't get to sleep?
"Tell me about your day, dear."
Joke 2: A woman went to the doctor who told her she only had 6 months to live.
"Oh my God!" said the woman. "What shall I do?"
"Marry an auditor," suggested the doctor.
"Why?" asked the woman. "Will that make me live longer?"
"No," replied the doctor. "But it will SEEM longer."
Joke 1: What happens when you lock a wild hyena in a room with an internal auditor?
The hyena stops laughing. (the aa)