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| The Best Auditing, Auditor & Audit Jokes |
Traditional Jokes |
Joke 1: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many did it take last year? |
Joke 2: Why did the auditors cross the road?
Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year. |
Joke 3: What's the worst thing a group of young auditors can do?
Go into town and gang-audit somebody. |
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Original and Rare Audit Jokes |
Joke 1: Did you hear about the work shy internal auditor who ran out of sick days so he called in dead??? |
Joke 1a: Which clients do short auditors like best?
Small businesses. |
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Joke 2: What did the auditor say at the vampire stocktake??
Count Dracula. |
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Joke 3: What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor. |
Joke 4: What do you call an auditor who doesn't have an opinion?
I've no idea. |
Joke 5: What do you call an auditor who can't audit?
An or. |
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Joke 6: Did you hear about the cannibal Audit practice?
They charge an arm and a leg. |
Joke 7: What do cannibal auditors do after their Office Christmas Dinner ?
Toast their clients. |
Joke 8: What do internal auditors do to liven up the office party?
Not show up. |
Joke 9: Why did the auditors cross the road?
Because they had just been to a client to discuss revenue forecasts and were on their way back to the car. |
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Joke 10: How many internal auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They're not allowed to under Health & Safety legislation. Process notes should have been written explaining this and giving contact details for the Facilities or Maintenance departments. |
Joke 11: In our opinion there are just 3 types of auditors.
Those whose opinion you can rely on, and those whose opinion you can't. |
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Joke 12: "Doctor, Doctor. Every time I go on an audit I get covered in rashes. What could it be?"
"Mmmm. Let me take a look. Aaah. As I suspected. Ticks." |
Joke 13: Did you hear about the Irish auditor?
He turned up on a horse 3 weeks late after getting lost on the Audit Trail. |
Joke 14: What do you get if you cross a wild, ferocious, man-eating tiger with an internal auditor?
A dull tiger. |
Joke 15: How do you keep an auditor in suspense?
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