25 Auditing, Auditor and Audit Jokes

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We write our own original audit jokes! Help yourself to the list of new and old jokes below and lighten up a speech or presentation or just to have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker.

"Father! Father! Do tell us one of Mr Scrooge's funny audit jokes to make us merrie this cold, dark winter's night. O Father, Please do!"

Tiny Tim, A Christmas Carol (1843)

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Joke 25:  Why do auditors always come across as so calm and assured?
Internal Controls.  (the aa)

Joke 24:  What's an auditor's favourite gaming console?
SARbox 360.  (the aa)

Joke 23:  Did you hear the joke about the interesting internal auditor?
No, me neither.  (the aa)

Joke 22: What's an Internal Auditor's favourite film?
50 Shades of Grey.  (the aa)

Joke 21: What does an auditor say when boarding a train?
Mind the GAAP.    (the aa)

Joke 20: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year?

Joke 19: How many internal auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They're not allowed to under Health & Safety legislation. Process notes should have been written referring the incident to Facilities. (the aa )

Joke 18: Why did the auditors cross the road?
Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Joke 17: What's the worst thing a gang of young auditors can do?
Go into town and group-audit a client.

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Joke 16: Did you hear about the work shy internal auditor who ran out of sick days so he called in dead???

Joke 15: Which clients do short auditors like best?
Small businesses.  (the aa)

Joke: 14 What did the auditor say at the vampire stocktake??
Count Dracula.  (the aa )

Joke 13: Definition of an Auditor:
An accountant with an opinion.   (the aa)

Joke 12: Definition of an Auditor:
A person who only has opinion when you pay them. (the aa)

Joke 11: What do you call an auditor who can't audit?
An or.    (the aa)

Joke 10: Did you hear about the cannibal Audit practice?
They charge an arm and a leg.   (the aa)

Joke 9: What do cannibal auditors do after their Office Christmas Dinner ?
Toast their clients.

Joke 8: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
For buttering up her clients.

Joke 7: What did the internal auditor do to liven up the office party?
He didn't show up.

 Joke 6: "Doctor, Doctor. Every time I go on an audit I get covered in rashes. What could it be?"
"Mmmm. Let me take a look. Aaah. As I suspected. Ticks."   (the aa)

Joke 5: Did you hear about the Irish auditor?
He turned up at the client's offices on a horse 3 weeks' late after getting lost on the Audit Trail.(the aa)

Joke 4: What do you get if you cross a wild, ferocious, man-eating tiger with an internal auditor?
A very dull tiger.   ( the aa)

Joke 3: What does an auditor's wife ask her husband when she can't get to sleep?
"Tell me about your day, dear."

Joke 2: A woman went to the doctor who told her she only had 6 months to live.
"Oh my God!" said the woman. "What shall I do?"
"Marry an auditor," suggested the doctor.
"Why?" asked the woman. "Will that make me live longer?"
"No," replied the doctor. "But it will SEEM longer."

Joke 1: What happens when you lock a wild hyena in a room with an internal auditor?
The hyena stops laughing.  
(the aa)

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