Joke: How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
Joke: Why did the auditors cross the road? Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Joke: What's the worst thing a group of young auditors can do? Go into town and gang-audit somebody.
Joke: Did you hear about the work shy internal auditor who ran out of sick days so he called in dead???
Joke: Which clients do short auditors like best? Small businesses.
Joke: What did the auditor say at the vampire stocktake?? Count Dracula.
Joke: What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
Joke: What do you call an auditor who doesn't have an opinion? I've no idea.
Joke: What do you call an auditor who can't audit? An or.
Joke: Did you hear about the cannibal Audit practice? They charge an arm and a leg.
Joke: What do cannibal auditors do after their Office Christmas Dinner ? Toast their clients.
Joke: What do internal auditors do to liven up the office party? Not show up.
Joke: Why did the auditors cross the road? Because they had just been to a client to discuss revenue forecasts and were on their way back to the car.
Joke: How many internal auditors does it take to change a light bulb? None! They're not allowed to under Health & Safety legislation. Process notes should have been written explaining this and giving contact details for the Facilities or Maintenance departments.
Joke: In our opinion there are just 3 types of auditors. Those whose opinion you can rely on, and those whose opinion you can't.
Joke: "Doctor, Doctor. Every time I go on an audit I get covered in rashes. What could it be?" "Mmmm. Let me take a look. Aaah. As I suspected. Ticks."
Joke: Did you hear about the Irish auditor? He turned up on a horse 3 weeks late after getting lost on the Audit Trail.
Joke: What do you get if you cross a wild, ferocious, man-eating tiger with an internal auditor? A very dull tiger.
Joke: How do you keep an auditor in suspense?
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