12 Funny Auditing Puns
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"Caesar! Your funny auditing puns are a most merrie diversion on this starry March night!"
Mark Antony, The Tragedy of Julius Caesar (1599)
Pun 12: Why do auditors wear long trousers?
Ticks. (the aa)
Pun 11: Why didn't the audit team take the escalator?
So they could perform a Walk-Through Test. (the aa)
Pun 10: What is the first step in the audit of a cake-making factory?
An Inherent Whisk Assessment. (the aa)
Pun 9: What did the audit senior uncover during the audit of a clothing factory?
A material error. (the aa)
Pun 8: Did you hear about the group of rookie audit juniors who had to be rescued after getting lost on the audit trail? (the aa)
Pun 7: Did you hear about the cannibal Audit Partner who managed 3 audit managers and ate audit juniors? (the aa)
Pun 6: Only auditors can save the world!
Through peace and reconciliations. (the aa) © the-alternative-accountant.com
Pun 5: Why do auditors always come across as so calm and assured?
They have strong Internal Controls. (the aa)
Pun 4: What's an auditor's favourite gaming console?
SARbox 360. (the aa)
Pun 3: Who audits the Devil?
The Infernal Auditors. (the aa)
Pun 2: What did the auditor say at the vampire stock take?
Count Dracula. (the aa)
Pun 1: What does an auditor say when boarding a train?
Mind the GAAP. (the aa)