15 Auditing Quotes: Funny, Alternative and Real-Life

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Auditors aren't generally renowned for their utterances but occasionally they can be marginally motivational, even inspirational.

Here's a selection to whet your auditing appetite!

"Look in the file and see what we did last year."

Anna Lytical, Audit Senior

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Quote 15: "Only auditors can save the world - through peace and reconciliations."

Quote 14: "The Budget is running out - Keep calm and carry on auditing" Traditional.

Quote 13: "A good auditor never makes mistrakes."

Quote 12:  "In our opinion there are just 3 types of auditor - those whose opinion you can rely on, and those whose opinion you can't." -  the auditors (ex), the aa

Quote 11:  “If it moves, tick it.”    Audit Senior, Audit Day 1

Quote 10: “Look in the file and see what we did last year. ”    Auditor contemplating changing a light bulb.

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More Auditing Quotes

Quote 9: “Look in the file and see what we did last year.”  the same Auditor waiting to cross the road.

Quote 8:  “Where ever you've hidden it, we'll find it.”    Audit Senior, Audit Day 1

Quote 7:  “Our audit's nearly complete and we're off in 5 minutes. By the way did you manage to find anything to back up that £20m journal in the Sundries Account?”   Audit Junior, audit last day.

Quote 6: “Tell me about your day, dear.”  Auditor's insomniac partner trying to get to sleep.

Quote 5: “Count Dracula!”  Audit Senior, Vampire stock take

Quote 4:  “Mind the GAAP!”   a commuting auditor

Quote 3:  “.......................................?...”   Audit Junior, Audit Day 1

Quote 2:  “............................?!!...........?!”   Audit Senior,  Audit Day 5

Quote 1:  “......................???!!!!.......................!@###!!!................!!!!????###@@!!!......”    Audit Manager, last day of audit


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