15 Auditing Quotes: Funny, Alternative and Real-Life

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"Look in the file and see what we did last year."

Anna Lytical, Audit Senior


Auditors aren't generally renowned for their utterances but occasionally they can be marginally motivational, even inspirational.

Here's a selection to whet your auditing appetite!

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Quote 15: "Only auditors can save the world - through peace and reconciliations."

Quote 14: "The Budget is running out - Keep calm and carry on auditing" Traditional.

Quote 13: "A good auditor never makes mistrakes."

Quote 12:  "In our opinion there are just 3 types of auditor - those whose opinion you can rely on, and those whose opinion you can't." -  the auditors (ex), the aa

Quote 11:  “If it moves, tick it.”    Audit Senior, Audit Day 1

Quote 10: “Look in the file and see what we did last year. ”    Auditor contemplating changing a light bulb.

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More Auditing Quotes

Quote 9: “Look in the file and see what we did last year.”  the same Auditor waiting to cross the road.

Quote 8:  “Where ever you've hidden it, we'll find it.”    Audit Senior, Audit Day 1

Quote 7:  “Our audit's nearly complete and we're off in 5 minutes. By the way did you manage to find anything to back up that £20m journal in the Sundries Account?”   Audit Junior, audit last day.

Quote 6: “Tell me about your day, dear.”  Auditor's insomniac partner trying to get to sleep.

Quote 5: “Count Dracula!”  Audit Senior, Vampire stock take

Quote 4:  “Mind the GAAP!”   a commuting auditor

Quote 3:  “.......................................?...”   Audit Junior, Audit Day 1

Quote 2:  “............................?!!...........?!”   Audit Senior,  Audit Day 5

Quote 1:  “......................???!!!!.......................!@###!!!................!!!!????###@@!!!......”    Audit Manager, last day of audit


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