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Joke 10: How does Father Christmas reduce his tax bill? .
He claims Ho-Ho-Holdover Relief. (the aa)
Joke 9: Only accountants can save the world this Christmas.
Through Peace, Goodwill and Reconciliations. (the aa)
Joke 8: What's the biggest overhead in Father Christmas's accounts?
Private Elf Insurance. (the aa)
Joke 7: How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value. (the aa)
Joke 6: What did the Accountant do to liven up the office Christmas party
Not show up.
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Joke 5: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK?
He can claim Gift Relief. (the aa)
Joke 4: Why does Father Christmas not live in the United States?
Gift Taxes. (the aa)
Joke 3: What gaming console do auditors want this Christmas?
SARbox One S. (the aa)
Joke 2: What is the tax status of Santa's helpers?
Elf-Employed. (the aa)
Joke 1: How do Father Christmas's helpers pay their tax?
Through Elf Assessment. (the aa)
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