16 Funny Birthday Sayings, Phrases and Quotes

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It's always difficult trying to think of something witty and original to write in that birthday card that's circulating around the office; ...or adding some pertinent humour to that milestone birthday speech.

Well here's a short list of witty sayings, phrases and quotes to help you make it a birthday they'll remember - for the right reasons!

accountant birthday"10, 20, 30, 40 ..and still accounting!"

Saying 16 : "Older and none the wiser."

 Saying 15: "When I turned 2 I became anxious because I had doubled my age in a year. I got to thinking, if this keeps up by the time I'm 5 I'll be 64."

Saying 14 : "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted."

Saying 13: "10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 - and still accounting!" - the alternative accountant

Saying 12"I'm at the age where the only thing in the office that I turn on is my laptop." - the alternative accountant

Saying 11: "Did you know, when she was born she was so surprised she didn't talk for a year and a half."

Saying 10: "Statistics show that birthdays are good for you: - those who have the most tend to live the longest."

Saying 9: "Fifty looks great - when you're sixty."

Saying 8: "10, 20, 30, 40, 50 - and still accounting!" - the alternative accountant

Saying 7: "Get well soon." - the alternative accountant

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Saying 6: "10, 20, 30, 40 - and still accounting!" - the alternative accountant

Saying 5: "I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."

Saying 4: "Remember: Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."

Saying 3"I just got a call from a client saying their candle factory just burned down. Apparently everybody just stood around and sang 'Happy Birthday'."

Saying 2: "Remember: when you're over the hill you pick up speed."

Saying 1: "Depreciation at 40; dilapidation at 50; permanent impairment at 60." - the alternative accountant

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