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JUST WHAT do you say when an accountant, CPA or auditor is having their birthday, other than 'keep the noise down'? What original witty greeting or message do you write in that special accountant card?.

Thankfully, here at the alternative accountant we've already thought about that! Our infamous Funniest Birthday Sayings Team is scouring the web and the best beancounting brains to compile a FREE library of the very best material.

Here's what we've recorded so far!

The Best Funny Birthday Sayings

Birthday Sayings and Quotes

Quote 1: "I'm at the age where the only thing in the office that I turn on is my laptop." (the alternative accountant)

Quote 2: "When I turned 2 I became anxious because I had doubled my age in a year. I got to thinking, if this keeps up by the time I'm 5 I'll be 64."

Quote 3: "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted."

Quote 4: "Did you know, when she was born she was so surprised she didn't talk for a year and a half."

Quote 5: "Statistics show that birthdays are good for you. Those who have the most tend to live the longest."

Quote 6: "Fifty looks great - when you're sixty."

Quote 7: "I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."

Quote 8: "Remember: Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."

Quote 9: "I just got a call from a client saying their candle factory just burned down. Apparently everybody just stood around and sang 'Happy Birthday'."

Quote 10: "Remember: when you're over the hill you pick up speed."

Quote 11: "Depreciation at 40, dilapidation at 50, permanent impairment at 60." - the alternative accountant

Is this the rudest birthday gift for an accountant?

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