13 Funny Insults and Cruel Put Downs of Accountants and Auditors

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Accountants love being verbally abused - it's all part of the job!

Use these cutting one liners to poke some harmless fun at an accounting coworker or financial work mate or just to help make the working day pass quicker.

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Insult 13: "He's one period short of a write-off."

Insult 12: "She's one debit short of a journal."

Insult 11: "You're all liabilities, no assets."

Insult 10: "He's as popular as a French kiss at an Audit Planning meeting."

Insult 9: "If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate."

Insult 8: "She's one tick short of an audit."

Insult 7: "If commerical insight were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage."

Insult 6: "You're all form, no substance."

Insult 5: "He's a balance short of a reconciliation."

Insult 4: "He's all mouth, no entries."

Insult 3: "He's a player short of a team."

Insult 2: "You're as helpful as a break of wind in the Audit room."

Insult 1: "If a meaningful analytical review were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage."


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