Funny Insults and Put Downs
For Accountants CPAs Auditors CFOs and other Accounting Professionals

Insult 1: "He's one period short of a write-off."

Insult 2: "She's one debit short of a journal."

Insult 3: "He's all liabilities, no assets."

Insult 4: "He's as popular as a French kiss at an Audit Planning meeting."

Insult 5: "If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate."

Insult 6: "She's one tick short of an audit."

Insult 7: "If commerical insight were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage."

Insult 8: "She's all form, no substance."

Insult 9: "He's a balance short of a reconciliation."

Insult 10: "He's all mouth, no entries."

Insult 11: "He's a player short of a team."

Insult 12: "She's as helpful as a break of wind in the Audit room."

Insult 13: "If a meaningful analytical review were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage."