International Funny Reporting Standards

IFRS 7: Funny Insults and Put Downs

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Accountants love being verbally abused - it's all part of the job!

Use these cutting one liners to poke some harmless fun at an accounting coworker or financial work mate or just to help make the working day pass quicker.


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Insult: "He's one period short of a write-off."

Insult: "She's one debit short of a journal."

Insult: "You're all liabilities, no assets."

Insult: "He's as popular as a French kiss at an Audit Planning meeting."

Insult: "If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate."

Insult: "She's one tick short of an audit."

Insult: "If commerical insight were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage."

Insult: "You're all form, no substance."

Insult: "He's a balance short of a reconciliation."

Insult: "He's all mouth, no entries."

Insult: "He's a player short of a team."

Insult: "You're as helpful as a break of wind in the Audit room."

Insult: "If a meaningful analytical review were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage."


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