19 Funny Pick Up Lines and Cheeky Chat Up Lines

For accountants CPAs and auditors

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FALLEN FOR a Financial Controller? Interested in an Internal Auditor? Crazy about a CFO?

These saucy pick up lines may help you land that financial fish!...but then again...


Pick Up Line: "I'm like a one-sided Balance Sheet - all assets and no liabilities"

Pick Up Line: "Let's go make some journals together"

Pick Up Line: "Is that your pocket calculator or are you just pleased to see me?"

Pick Up Line: "These are the nicest ledgers I've seen this accounting period."

Pick Up Line: "I think you may need some help to fit this projection in your inbox."

Pick Up Line: "I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit."

Pick Up Line: "I'll be your debit if you'll be my credit."

Pick Up Line: "Come into my office and let me demonstrate double entry."

Pick Up Line: "May I give your projection more inflation?"

Pick Up Line: "What are you doing at month end?"

Pick Up Line: "I'll be your laptop if you'll be my hard drive."


More Funny Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Line: "I'll be your hard drive if you'll be my laptop."

Pick Up Line: "Here, let me help you with that entry."

Pick Up Line: "Come back to my place and let's discuss stretch targets"

Pick Up Line: "My Trial Balance just won't balance without you".

Pick Up Line: "May I test your internal controls?"

Pick Up Line: "Come back to my place and let's do some data entry."

Pick Up Line: "Buy me a drink and I'll let you process some entries in my back office."

Pick Up Line: "I'll show you my spreadsheets...if you'll show me yours."


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