International Funny Reporting Standards
IFRS 6: 19 Funny Pick Up Lines and Chat Up Lines
For accountants CPAs and auditors
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Home > Accounting Humor > Funny Pick Up Lines FALLEN FOR a Financial Controller? Interested in an Internal Auditor? Crazy about a CFO? These saucy pick up lines may help you land that financial fish!...but then again... |
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Pick Up Line: "I'm like a one-sided Balance Sheet - all assets and no liabilities" Pick Up Line: "Let's go make some journals together" Pick Up Line: "Is that your pocket calculator or are you just pleased to see me?"
Pick Up Line: "These are the nicest ledgers I've seen this accounting period." Pick Up Line: "I think you may need some help to fit this projection in your inbox." Pick Up Line: "I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit." Pick Up Line: "I'll be your debit if you'll be my credit." Pick Up Line: "Come into my office and let me demonstrate double entry." Pick Up Line: "May I give your projection more inflation?" Pick Up Line: "What are you doing at month end?" Pick Up Line: "I'll be your laptop if you'll be my hard drive." |
More Funny Pick Up Lines
Pick Up Line: "I'll be your hard drive if you'll be my laptop."
Pick Up Line: "Here, let me help you with that entry."
Pick Up Line: "Come back to my place and let's discuss stretch targets"
Pick Up Line: "My Trial Balance just won't balance without you".
Pick Up Line: "May I test your internal controls?"
Pick Up Line: "Come back to my place and let's do some data entry."
Pick Up Line: "Buy me a drink and I'll let you process some entries in my back office."
Pick Up Line: "I'll show you my spreadsheets...if you'll show me yours."
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