Funny Pick Up Lines and Chat Up Lines
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HAVE YOU GOT THE HOTS for a Group Financial Controller? Would you like to get a lot more familiar with that Internal Auditor? Or maybe it's the CFO that's causing a commotion with your laptop?Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines |
Pick Up Line 1: "Your projection has still not arrived in my inbox." |
Pick Up Line 2: "Let's go make some journals together" |
| Pick Up Line 3: "Is that your pocket calculator or are you just pleased to see me?" |
| Pick Up Line 4: "Madam, may I say that those are the nicest ledgers I've seen this accounting period?" |
| Pick Up Line 5a: "I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit." |
| Pick Up Line 5b: "I'll be your debit if you'll be my credit." |
| Pick Up Line 6: "Come into my office and let me demonstrate double entry." |
| Pick Up Line 7: "May I give your projection more inflation?" |
| Pick Up Line 8: "What are you doing at month end?" |
| Pick Up Line 9: "I'll be your laptop if you'll be my hard drive." |
| Pick Up Line 10: "I'll be your hard drive if you'll be my laptop." |
| Pick Up Line 11: "Here, let me help you with that entry." |
| Pick Up Line 12: "Come back to my place and let's discuss stretch targets" |
| Pick Up Line 13: "My Trial Balance just won't balance without you". |
| Pick Up Line 14: "I'm a one-sided Balance Sheet - all assets and no liabilities" |
| Pick Up Line 15: "May I test your internal controls?" |
| Pick Up Line 16: "Come back to my place and let's do some data entry." |
| Pick Up Line 17: "Buy me a drink and I'll let you process some entries in my back office." |
| Pick Up Line 18: "I'll show you my spreadsheets...if you'll show me yours." |
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