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IAAS2: Accountant Pick Up & Chat Up Lines

HAVE YOU GOT THE HOTS for a Group Financial Controller? Would you like to get a lot more familiar with that Internal Auditor? Or maybe it's the CFO that's causing a commotion with your laptop?

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IAAS 2: Funny Pickup Lines

"Your projection has still not arrived in my inbox."
"Let's go make some journals together"
"Is that your pocket calculator or are you just pleased to see me?"
"Madam, may I say that those are the nicest ledgers I've seen this accounting period?"
"I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit."
"Come into my office and let me demonstrate double entry."
"May I give your projection more inflation?"

"What are you doing at month end?"
"I'll be your laptop if you'll be my hard drive."
"I'll be your hard drive if you'll be my laptop."
"Here, let me help you with that entry."
"Come back to my place and let's discuss stretch targets"
"My Trial Balance just won't balance without you".
"I'm a one-sided Balance Sheet - all assets and no liabilities"
"May I test your internal controls?"

"Come back to my place and let's do some data entry."

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