Funny Slogans, Catchy Taglines & Titles
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In conjunction with a top fly-by-night Management Consultancy, we're pulling out all the stops to develop a FREE transformation solution - a range of potentially world-class catchy slogans taglines and straplines!
Use them to embellish your offices, signage, your reports, accounts, commentaries, job titles - and you, your co-workers and your clients will really notice the difference!
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Spruce up your office signage with one of these funny slogans! "Welcome to Finance / Accounting.... Slogan 1: ....the Home of Double Entry" Slogan 2: ...the department you can count on" Slogan 3: ...where all the mess is sorted out" Slogan 4: ...you take the credit, we process the debit" Slogan 5: ...where everybody counts" Slogan 6: ...we're no strangers to ledgers" Slogan 7: ...I'm Countin' It!" |
i. Re-brand your offices or department  You take the credit We process the debit! |  The Home of Double Entry |  Where Everybody Counts |
Or why not throw out the oh-so-yesterday 'Finance' and 'Accounting' and go for a complete re-brand: "Sums 'R' Us" "Numbers 24/7" "The Counting Crew" ii. Add value to your reports, accounts and commentaries by emphasising the positive..... "Produced using only the finest free range, indoor-reared organic accountants." "Figures calculated using a traditional, secret recipe." ...and caveating the negative (avoid the blame for those unwanted surprises!)... "Produced in an office containing nutters." "CAUTION: may contain round-sum adjustments." |
"Tricky Sums Consultant." "Ledger Lover." "Double-entry Diva." "Ledger Attendant." "Numbers Executive." "Hired hands." (for temps, contractors and interims) And then, of course, there's the CFO or Finance Director........ "Historical Cost Head Honcho." "Chief Counter." "Bookkeeping Boss-man." "Trial Balance Top Dog." |
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