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Auditing Swear Words, Insults & Put Downs

WARNING! this page can cause offence to auditors and those of an auditing persuasion. Proceed with privacy and caution.

ALL AUDITORS and accountants know that audit rooms and files are awash with swear words, insults and put downs!

It means that even for the most seasoned internal or external auditors working in the - at best - lurid and sordid world of audit the risks of causing offence OR receiving insults have never been greater.

Thankfully, the alternative accountant is again one step ahead and our Swearing & Smut Team has nearly pulled out all the stops to help you!

In conjunction with a leading fly-by-night market research agency, we're compling a database of Auditing Swear Words and Insults to help audit and accounting professionals wise up to the most sordid sayings and lurid ledger lingo.

So do it now! Work through the list and prevent putting your foot in it with the Group Internal Auditor, having fisticuffs with the Senior Audit Partner or, better still, avoid being unknowingly verbally abused by your client's Global CFO!

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Auditing Swear Words, Insults and Put Downs

Swear Words

"Timesheet"
"Under-recovery"
"Stock valuation"
"WIP"
"Client off sick"
"Statutory books and records"
"Unexplained difference"
"Unsupported journals"
"Unauthorised"
"Non-compliant"
"Unsatisfactory explanation"
"Legal & professional"
"Repairs & maintenance"
"Entertainment"
"Late adjustments"
"Qualified report"
"Management Letter"
"Control weakness"
"Circular reference"
"Broken photocopier"
"Tax computation"
"Missing invoice"
"Snacks vending machine empty"

Insults and Put Downs

He's one schedule short of an audit file.
She's one tick short of a schedule.
He's all liabilities, no assets.
He's all control weaknesses, no strengths.
He's as popular as a French kiss at an Audit Planning meeting.She's one tick short of an audit.
If meaningful analytical review were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage.
She's all form, no substance.
He's a balance short of a reconciliation.
He's a player short of an audit team.
She's as popular as breaking wind in the Audit Room.

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