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Funny Song Parodies
For Accountants, CPAs, Auditors and Other Accounting Professionals

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SONG PARODIES -
PUT THE LANGUAGE OF ACCOUNTANCY, AUDIT AND FINANCE to the melodies of classic pop songs and anthems from Queen, Dion and others, and you have the makings of potential accounting smash hits!

Here you'll find the very latest offerings from the star-studded accountant music industry including our very own exclusive Accounting Records label.

So why not join in? You know the tunes. Close your office door, check that no one's looking, and give it ago!

Song Parody 1: "We Are Accountants (My Friends)" - to be sung to the melody of Queen's anthem "We Are The Champions" We Are Accountants I've paid my subs Time after time I've done my CPD Filed accounts on time And material errors I've made a few I've had my share of journals kicked in my face But I've come through We are accountants, my friends And we'll keep on counting - 'til month end We are accountants - We are accountants No time for lunch breaks 'Cause we are accountants - of the world - I've taken work home Had late conference calls - You brought me useful provisions - and the documentation that goes with them - I thank you all - But it's been no box of Roses No mid-month snooze I consider it a challenge before that large audit case - And I ain't gonna lose - We are accountants, my friends And we'll keep on counting - 'til month end We are accountants - We are accountants No time for lunch break 'Cause we are accountants - of the world - funny accounting song parodies: lyrics © 2010 & 2011 the-alternative-accountant.com can be used for non-commercial purposes else please contact the author
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Song Parody 2: "The Auditor" - to be sung to the melody of Dion and the Belmont's 60's classic "The Wanderer" The Auditor Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never sit down Where arch lever files are well, you know that I'm around I open 'em and I tick 'em 'cause to me they're all the same I copy 'em and I lose 'em or send 'em back from where they came They call me the Auditor Yeah, the auditor I walk around, around, around Oh well there's Rich on my left and there's Rosie on my right And this is the laptop that I'll be with tonight And when they ask me which client I love the best I pull open my case and put their files upon my desk 'Cause I'm the Auditor Yeah, the auditor I walk around, around, around Oh well I drive from town to town Park anywhere without a care If I'm not happy I wear a frown And with last year's files in my case - I ain't goin' nowhere I'm the type of guy that likes to walk around I'm never in one place the lift takes me up and down And when I find myself nearly fallin' for some spin I run right back to my desk and fill my schedules in Yeah I'm the Auditor Yeah, the auditor I walk around, around, around Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to drive around I'm never in one place we've got clients in every town And when I find myself fallin' for some spin I run right back to my desk and fill my schedules in Yeah I'm an Auditor Yeah, an auditor I walk around, around, around 'Cause I'm an Auditor Yeah, an auditor I drive around, around, around 'Cause I'm an Auditor Yeah, an auditor funny song parodies & accounting songs: lyrics © 2010 & 2011 the-alternative-accountant.com can be used for non-commercial purposes else please contact the author
Song Parody 3: "We Will Tick You" - to be sung to Queen's immortal chant "We Will Rock You" We Will Tick You Buddy you’re a boy makin' no noise Sittin’ in your seat gonna get qualified some day You got no smile on yo’ face Audit case Leavin' your ticks all over the place We will we will tick you We will we will tick you Buddy you’re a young man compliance man Standin’ on your feet gonna take on the FD some day You got a smile on yo’ face Audit case Wavin’ your standards all over the place We will we will tick you We will we will tick you Buddy you’re a young man audit man Completin' your schedules gonna make you some fees some day You got a smile on your face Audit case Somebody better put them files back in their place We will we will tick you We will we will tick you funny accountant song parodies: lyrics © the-alternative-accountant.com 2010 and 2011. Please contact us for permission to reproduce. Thank you