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Here at the alternative accountant we write our own original spreadsheet jokes.
Help yourself to any from the list of new and old below and lighten up a speech, meeting or presentation or just have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker.
"My Lord!! Thy spreadsheet jokes are a most Excel-lent diversion!"
Antonio in Julius Caesar (1599)
Joke 8: Spreadsheet gurus do it on a pivot table with a Wizard. (the aa)
Joke 7: Which Excel function is most popular with alcoholics?
Joke 6: Which Excel function is most popular with weight watchers? Pie Charts. (the aa)
Joke 5 My spreadsheets are guaranteed 100% mistrake free. (the aa)
Joke 4: Why did the mafia gang steal all the spreadsheet passwords?
Joke 3: Why are Excel users so popular at after-work drinks? They always create a tab at the bar. (the aa)
Joke 2: Why do spreadsheet wizards have their screens on the ceiling? Look ups. (the aa)
Joke 1: Spreadsheet users do it in cells in rows.
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