8 Spreadsheet Jokes, Puns and One Liners
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"My Lord!! Thy spreadsheet jokes are a most Excel-lent diversion!"
Antonio in Julius Caesar (1599)
Here at the alternative accountant we write our own original spreadsheet jokes. Help yourself to any from the list of new and old below (with appropriate acknowledgment, please!) and lighten up a speech, meeting or presentation or just have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker.
Joke 8: Spreadsheet gurus do it on a pivot table with a Wizard. (the aa)
Joke 7: Which Excel function is most popular with alcoholics?
Joke 6: Which Excel function is most popular with weight watchers? Pie Charts. (the aa)
Joke 5 My spreadsheets are guaranteed 100% mistrake free. (the aa)
Joke 4: Why did the mafia gang steal all the spreadsheet passwords?
Joke 3: Why are Excel users so popular at after-work drinks? They always create a tab at the bar. (the aa)
Joke 2: Why do spreadsheet wizards have their screens on the ceiling? Look ups. (the aa)
Joke 1: Spreadsheet users do it in cells in rows.
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