Stressful Stress Symptoms

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"Can you tell me what's going on? I recently had the Group Financial Controller in an arm-lock for leaving my sodding stapler empty of staples!!! Aargghh..just thinking about it makes me SO ANGRY!!!
COME ON! I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!!"

General Ledger, Army Accountant

The Suffocating Symptoms of Stress

Does this scenario sound familiar?:

One minute you're in accounting heaven, quietly cross-referencing the month end accounts file.

The next you've got that moronic management accountant up against the stationery cupboard for leaving the fornicating PHOTOCOPIER ON DOUBLE-SIDED!!!...WHAT THE HELL IS SHE PLAYING AT ???!!!!

This is stress. It can craftily creep up on accountants. Joyous journalling and blissful bean counting can mutate into DEADLY double entry.

To help prevent this, the alternative accountant has teamed up with a shady stress management consultancy and compiled a list of stress symptoms to look out for.

Read through them and take action before it's too late and you're found slumped over a spreadsheet or in bookkeeper bits by the binding machine!

If you answered "YES!" to any of the above, then:

STOP!

DON'T DO IT! STAY CALM. Try some simple stress management techniques instead.

Do it now!!!!