13 Funny Tax Puns
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"Shylock! I will give thou thy pound of flesh if thou maketh us merrie with thy most agreeable tax puns!"
Antonio, The Merchant of Venice (1599)
Pun 13: Did you hear about the new tax on the religious?
It's collected via P.A.Y.E - Pray As You Earn (the aa)
Pun 12: Why do tax auditors wear long trousers?
Ticks. (the aa)
Pun 11: What does a Tax Preparer say at the start of Tax Season?
Many Happy Tax Returns! (the aa)
Pun 10: Did you hear about the deviant tax accountant?
She got her client's charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency. (the aa)
Pun 9: Why are morbidly obese fortune tellers up in arms?
There's a new tax on Gross Prophets. (the aa)
Pun 8: Did you hear about the new Tax Consultancy run by cannabis uers?
It's a Joint Venture. (the aa)
Pun 7: What's a Tax Inspector's favourite Western movie?
A Fiscal of Dollars. (the aa)
Pun 6: Tax Accountants do it for relief. (the aa) © the-alternative-accountant.com
Pun 5: What's the most tax efficient way to buy a dog?
Sale and leash back. (the aa)
Pun 4: Did you hear about the new choir at the IRS?
It's called Tax Harmonisation. (the aa)
Pun 3: Why was the hairdresser being investigated by the IRS?
Undeclared Fringe Benefits. (the aa)
Pun 2: What is the tax status of Santa's helpers?
Elf-Employed. (the aa)
Pun 1: How do Father Christmas's Helpers pay their tax?
Through Elf Assessment. (the aa)
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