13 Funny Tax Puns

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Help yourself to the list of new and old puns below (with appropriate acknowledgement) and lighten up a speech or presentation or just to have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker.

"Shylock! I will give thou thy pound of flesh if thou maketh us merrie with thy most agreeable tax puns!"

Antonio, The Merchant of Venice (1599)

Tax Jokes

Pun 13:  Did you hear about the new tax on the religious?
It's collected via P.A.Y.E - Pray As You Earn  (the aa)

Pun 12:  Why do tax auditors wear long trousers?
Ticks.  (the aa)

Pun 11:  What does a Tax Preparer say at the start of Tax Season?
Many Happy Tax Returns!  (the aa)

Pun 10:  Did you hear about the deviant tax accountant?
She got her client's charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency.  (the aa)

Pun 9:  Why are morbidly obese fortune tellers up in arms?
There's a new tax on Gross Prophets.  (the aa)

Pun 8:  Did you hear about the new Tax Consultancy run by cannabis uers?
It's a Joint Venture.  (the aa)

Pun 7:  What's a Tax Inspector's favourite Western movie?
A Fiscal of Dollars.  (the aa)

Pun 6: Tax Accountants do it for relief.  (the aa)     © the-alternative-accountant.com

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Pun 5:  What's the most tax efficient way to buy a dog?
Sale and leash back.  (the aa)

Pun 4:  Did you hear about the new choir at the IRS?
It's called Tax Harmonisation.  (the aa)

Pun 3:  Why was the hairdresser being investigated by the IRS?
Undeclared Fringe Benefits.  (the aa)

Pun 2: What is the tax status of Santa's helpers?
Elf-Employed.  (the aa)

Pun 1: How do Father Christmas's Helpers pay their tax?
Through Elf Assessment.    (the aa)

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